<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084</id><updated>2012-01-17T16:37:46.248-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Mas que?</title><subtitle type='html'>Cómo definir a esta persona...? A ver, es como...Es medio...Es más ordinario que axila con caspa!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-114140034155415139</id><published>2006-03-03T11:57:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-03-03T12:39:02.526-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Chhhh Ordinario</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1104/2089/1600/flaite.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1104/2089/320/flaite.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas ordinario que sirena de pantano&lt;br /&gt;...  que traje'  baño de lana&lt;br /&gt;...  que un flato de mortadela con bilz&lt;br /&gt;...  que aborto con sopapo&lt;br /&gt;...  que depilarse con chicle&lt;br /&gt;...  que tapadura de greda&lt;br /&gt;...  que condon de mimbre&lt;br /&gt;...  que ataud con calcomanias&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-114140034155415139?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/114140034155415139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=114140034155415139' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/114140034155415139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/114140034155415139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/03/chhhh-ordinario.html' title='Chhhh Ordinario'/><author><name>CaPiTaN</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18322762607614956116</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-114061537613810909</id><published>2006-02-22T10:36:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-02-22T10:47:44.516-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Qué quilombo!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 380px; height: 245px;" alt="mess_tomf02_895" src="http://www.jimdirden.com/tomf02/other/images/mess_tomf02_895.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Más desordenado que manifestación de cojos&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más desordenado que cumpleaños de mono&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hace más señas que mudo que vio un OVNI&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más desorientado que lombriz en un plato de fideos pensando que era una orgía.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más desorientado que pirata en Bolivia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más desorientado que Adán en el día de la madre&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-114061537613810909?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/114061537613810909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=114061537613810909' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/114061537613810909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/114061537613810909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/02/qu-quilombo.html' title='Qué quilombo!'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-113976872201743109</id><published>2006-02-12T15:13:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-02-12T16:02:46.933-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Zzzzzzz.....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/1600/boring_class.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/320/boring_class.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más aburrido que bailar con la hermana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más aburrido que un acuario de almejas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más aburrido que los cuartos de final de la OTI&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Habla menos que cobrador de peaje&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Menos onda que bandera de lata.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Menos onda que un renglón.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Menos chispa que un esmeril de goma.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Menos gracia que un choque de nubes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-113976872201743109?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/113976872201743109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=113976872201743109' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113976872201743109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113976872201743109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/02/zzzzzzz.html' title='Zzzzzzz.....'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-113935005855480642</id><published>2006-02-07T19:12:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-02-07T19:17:10.050-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Más difícil que...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 326px; HEIGHT: 242px" alt="" src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Claje/My%20Documents/Bullshit/Graphic%20+%20audio%20jokes/Travel%20pics/pedra.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"&gt;...que hacer caca en un frasquito&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que hacer gárgaras boca abajo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que vomitar en una botella&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que hacer gárgaras con talco&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que recular en chancletas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que pellizcar un vidrio&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que jugar a la payana con semillas de uva&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-113935005855480642?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/113935005855480642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=113935005855480642' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113935005855480642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113935005855480642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/02/ms-difcil-que.html' title='Más difícil que...'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-113841495103659224</id><published>2006-01-27T23:17:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T23:22:31.053-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Chicas rapiditas...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/1600/BOOBCRUISE%20%281%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/320/BOOBCRUISE%20%281%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más polvos que indio que viene último&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más pijazos que molinete de subte&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más puestas de espaldas que Martín Karadagián&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más entradas de cabezas que el Mercado de Liniers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más polvos que las botas de John Wayne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Más adentro que los Chalchaleros&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-113841495103659224?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/113841495103659224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=113841495103659224' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113841495103659224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113841495103659224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/01/chicas-rapiditas.html' title='Chicas rapiditas...'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-113789469153462839</id><published>2006-01-21T22:49:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-01-21T22:51:31.566-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Más lento que...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/1600/slow_poke.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/320/slow_poke.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que tortuga volada&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que un río de caca&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que choque de caracoles&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que recular en chancletas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que caracol con asma&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que Only You&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-113789469153462839?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/113789469153462839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=113789469153462839' title='21 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113789469153462839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113789469153462839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/01/ms-lento-que.html' title='Más lento que...'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>21</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-113738876309984799</id><published>2006-01-16T02:17:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-01-16T02:22:00.350-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Más feo que...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/1600/welch.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="228" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/320/welch.jpg" width="153" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... que Zamorano sin plata.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-113738876309984799?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/113738876309984799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=113738876309984799' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113738876309984799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113738876309984799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/01/ms-feo-que.html' title='Más feo que...'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20736084.post-113682310711941834</id><published>2006-01-09T13:02:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T13:55:01.876-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Más peligroso que...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/1600/matador_low.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 176px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 211px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="235" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3231/1736/320/matador_low.jpg" width="187" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que peluquero con hipo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que Chileno haciendo mapas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que los Gremlins jugando al water-polo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...que piraña en un bidet&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20736084-113682310711941834?l=quelasgallinas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/feeds/113682310711941834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20736084&amp;postID=113682310711941834' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113682310711941834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20736084/posts/default/113682310711941834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quelasgallinas.blogspot.com/2006/01/ms-peligroso-que.html' title='Más peligroso que...'/><author><name>Tio Coco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03207298041478378589</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-alFoi0iIrAA/TVQQ2TFpNLI/AAAAAAAABKs/iMN5b8KfWVA/s220/IMG_4080.JPG'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry></feed>
